All 6 Free Credit Report.Com Commercials

EDIT 4: Uploaded "All 9 FreeCreditReport.Com Commercials." So go watch it with the 3 new commercials added to the collection. Now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... 3: You know, you don't have to remind me that there are new commercials out. In fact I uploaded them, so I think I would know. I'm waiting for all the new commercials to come out BEFORE I make another collaberation. So yeah. Shut up about the new commercials.EDIT 2: Added the lyrics as annotations on the video. Now you don't have to look in the description for the lyrics!!! Be careful though, the annotations jump around the video a lot so keep your eyes open!EDIT: Oh my God!!! Fine!!! Here are the freakin lyrics! Now stop spamming me with the constant comments and messages to put the lyrics!!!New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial:They say a man should always dressFor the job he wants, soWhy'm I dressed up like a pirateIn this restaurant?It's all because some hackerStole my identityNow I'm in here every eveningServing chowder and iced teaShoulda gone to:Free credit report dot comYee-haa!I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bombThey monitor your credit and send you email alertsSo you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirtsOffer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.Dream Girl:Well I married my dream girlI married my dream girlBut she didn't tell me her credit was badSo now instead of living in a pleasant suburbWe're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.No we can't get a loanFor a respectable homeJust because my girl defaulted on an old credit cardIf we'd gone to free credit report dot comI'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.New Car:Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me A cool convertible or an SUV?Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.F-R-E-E, that spells free-Credit report dot com, babySaw their ads on my TVThought about going but was too lazyNow instead of looking fly and rollin' phatMy legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettingLaughed atF-R-E-E, that spells free-Credit report dot com, babyOffer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.Bicycles:Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride Now I'm rolling eco-friendly but I still look badWhen the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they hadF to the R to the E to the E to theC to the R to the E D I TRE to P O R T to the DOT to the COMCome on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it's easyOffer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.Rock Star:When you're a rock starYou get to party hardChampagne and caviarTricked-out exotic carsIt's just how I thought it'd be'cept the party's not for me'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my IDFree What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!)That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go homeThey know how credit worksThey send email alertsNow I'm finding out how bad reality hurtsOffer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.Renaissance Fair:I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at homeHad a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd goThought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would careI just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!Free Credit Report dot com!Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!Never mind, they've been singing our songsSince we first showed up with our pirate hats on!If you're not into fake sword fightsPointy slippers and green wool tightsTake a trip from a knight who knowsFree Credit Report dot com, let's go!Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: nuttymick2

Length: 03:04
Rating: 4.8358026
Views: 353537

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